Another 1 Bites the Dust
Did you know that over 125 characters die EVER DAY as a result of fumbled saving throws? This horrible turn of events has taken the lives of imaginary heroes for far too long. Be part of the solution. For every one of these shirts sold we will donate 300 in game gold pieces to the local Wizards Academy to fund research looking for the cure to fumbled saves. Don't wait. Act now.